Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, popularly known as Post Malone, is an American rapper, songwriter, and record producer. You can never predict what kind of tune he'll make next. He has more tattoos than you'll make in a lifetime. He can look poor while being rich.

Dude: "I want to appear like Post Malone!"
WOW! "like homeless but rich"

by pop_Crush July 7, 2022

Post

1. A long metal piece that holds up something to keep in balance

2. A piece of writing, image, or other item of content published online, typically on a blog or social media website. This is a post

I just made a post LOL

by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022

Pigeon Post

Ancient social media platform enabled by pigeons. Its first recorded use was in Persia, and it was used notably in World Wars 1 & 2. Fossil records show that shitposts on Pigeon Post were actual bird droppings.

Pigeon Post workers went on strike today for being paid literal peanuts for wages.

by haqlberry July 11, 2022

post-nut hangover

The dread that hits when you realize you did some crazy horny shit last night

Person 1: “Oooh fuck I think I think I messed up, I hooked up with my ex last night”
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”

by Dab Police July 23, 2022

Bara Posting

Posting a multitude of images pertaining to capybaras on a media platform, digital or analog.

Person 1: "Why does Jessica only post pictures of capybaras?"
Person 2: "Leave her alone, she just likes Bara Posting."

by patriosaurus July 24, 2022

Post-summer Royer

6’2 stud varsity linebacker and scary

“you think your tough now just wait for post-summer royer.”

by Royerlover June 7, 2022

Merchant-posting

The art of posting sub luminally anti-Semitic memes on alt-right image forums for comedic effect. Merchant in this instance referring to people of Jewish descent. Often in threads that can go on quite extensively. The images typically try to obscure the profile of a large nose characteristic of the exaggerated caricature of a typical Jewish stereotype.

Oh man did you see that new post?

I did! Man these jokers just can't stop merchant-posting to save their lives!

by The__speaker_of__truth June 11, 2022