Post-Badger Rehabilitation

(noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”

The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband

to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”

“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
by Missy Muff February 23, 2019
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Uber-posting

People who over post on social media to the point of being unfollowed or unfriended.
Uber-posting endlessly finally made me unfollow him.
by Smith Words June 02, 2014
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Post Office

Adjective used to describe incredibly dumb or frustrating people similar to dealing with the USPS Post Office.
John tried explaining how smart he was and ended going post office on me, because he was so stupid it's frustrating.
by kelsiecole January 01, 2021
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post coding

When you date or see multiple people from different post codes to ensure they don't cross paths
friend: "dam Ben found out I'm also sleeping with Cam and now there's heaps of drama"
me: "that's why you should use post coding it"
by Random fan girl December 20, 2018
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Diss Post

When you post a status or comment on a blog or social network that disses someone.
Check out my new diss post on FB:
"Stephanie is so boughetto!"
by King_George_3rd July 16, 2013
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post-taedium

The act of analyzing why you were bored after finding something to do.
This is taken from Latin “post-mortem,” with death being replaced with boredom. (That should be pretty self explanatory for any dumbasses out there reading this.)
your name here!: “Damn, did I really have shit all to do while I was laying in bed? I could’ve jerked off or something, but instead I’m here post-taedium playing some games.”
by Oklahoma Anal Man March 22, 2024
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Post-taedium

The act of analyzing why you were bored during and/or after doing something. This is taken from Latin post-mortem, or after death. In this case it means after boredom.
yer name maybe!: “Damn, markiplier’s play through of West of Loathing has got me thinking post-taedium about why was I bored in the first place.”
by Oklahoma Anal Man March 23, 2024
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