Australian bird

A euphemism for dildo.

Person 1: Oh man do i love them australian birds yeee
Person 2: Ew no thats gross

by shirleyjjjjjjjj January 17, 2013

Angry Bird Legs

A term describing the feeling of total numbness - or pins and needles in your legs whilst using your phone or other device (ipod etc) on the toilet. This happens when you rest your arms on your legs for added stability when playing a game or surfing the internet or facebook.

"what took you so long? you've been gone 20 minutes!".
"Oh yeah...i went to the loo and got angry bird legs".

by Olliepop October 26, 2012

Bird

Any guy named Byron

That dude is such a bird

by Mr.bird April 5, 2022

The Birds

The birds is a name for the spies working for the bourgeoisie. They were introdused into the world in 1986 when Reagan kild all birds and replaced them with spies that now are watching the American peapoul. The birds got there name fom the thing they replased.

1: I do not like The bids.
2: I like birds.
1:No not birds, The birds the spies working for the bourgeoisie.

by lord farqad the third July 15, 2020

Ashbourne Birds

A girl from ashbourne who drinks every 2 days in the weir and gets gangbanged by 4 fellas for some cocaine

guy 1:this chick is sexy man. guy 2: shes one of them ashbourne birds shes a walking std dont go near that cokehead

by urbansoupgod October 6, 2022

Bird

Jail time, or a jail sentence.
From Cockney rhyming slang

birdlime = jail time

Me: "Did you hear the knicked my man?"
Bredrin: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah bro. He's doing bird right now"

That geezer got a bird

by makkathedapperyungtrapper December 2, 2020

that fucking bird that i hate.

THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE
THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE
t h a t f u c k i n g b i r d t h a t i h a t e

dashie: that fucking bird that i hate.
that fucking bird that i hate: THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE t h a t f u c k i n g b i r d t h a t i h a t e
dashie: WHAT

by superdupersquid December 9, 2024