hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep

you are such a hair wanker

by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017

long hair dysmorphia

The feeling that your hair is never long enough even if it is really long and thick.

“Your hair has really grown, it’s so long”
“I don’t think it is at all, I think I have long hair dysmorphia.”

by yoyomynameishoe October 22, 2023

HAIR MODEL

A man with Glorious hair. He could get paid to model it. Also a man commonly referred to as simply "THE TOWNSEND"

Boy that Kieth Townsend is one heckl of a HAIR MODEL...

by bguguen destroyer August 24, 2014

Hair pie

When a man releases reproductive fluids onto a woman’s pussy bush

Brad gave Vanessa a hair pie. He came in her pubic hair

by Real_cool_fella_69 September 23, 2019

I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left Vermillion Border On Tips.....

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I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left Vermillion Border On Tips.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

rice crispy hair

when you got rise crispy hair it means your hair is crunch and as dry as a rice cripy, like when you use to much edge control of gel that rice crispy hair because is cruncy on the outside.

"yo boboqwisha, you bot rise crispy hair."
"eww fix you rice crispy hair."
"you are not coming to my house with that rise cripy hair!"

by scoopdedewhop8 March 22, 2021

Pubic hair

A bush growing on your genitals and other parts of your body.

Tony gave a Dick pick to Nava and Nava replied, ¨HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE A BUSH GROWING DOWN THERE!!!!!¨

¨PUBIC HAIR!¨ Tony replied

by GEMINI*BABY April 25, 2022