David

The big Hispanic with 5 friends and 12 belly rolls.
Person 1:“Was that fat kids name David?”
Person 2:“I don’t know but he sure looks like one.”
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Typically people named David are smart, kind, and let’s not beat around the bush, they were raised right. For example while other guys in middle/high school may treat some girls like shit a use them, David is mature enough to treat a girl right and be some she can count on. Which obviously means he has a line of girls wanting to be his. David’s can also be badass, hot, and sexy, like when he plays basketball or really any sport it’s just 😫😫😫!!!! Not to mention his good looks, tall hight, and good sense of humor. Plus David isn’t afraid to have his own opinions and stick out from other people. He is supportive and will never judge you. So long story short, if you are David’s bff or gf, you better treat him right and be grateful that you even get to know him. Love you David <3
Girl 1: All the guys in our S.S suck…I mean except for David he is pretty chill

Girl 2: Yeah, he never really says much but around his friends outside of school I’m sure it’s a different story

Girl 1: Lol, Fr I want him so bad he is sooo perfect in every way 😫

Girl 2: You should totally ask him out, there aren’t many guys in our school yk who are in range of how great of a guy he is

Girl 1: You’re right, he is one of a kind
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david is a little shit head and a very vivacious lightskin and is obsessed over his jaw line and his type is only white girls he is artistically and musically talented and is stubborn but humble he is a hard worker but had a gigantic ego
“He is such a david
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gay ass nigga whos slow and makes no sense
dam you acting like david
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Damn you so David
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a person who is not legally named david but is too suspicious to NOT be named david
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David’s are people who are generous and giving. They like to put other people first before themselves. Manipulating people and degrading people are their top priority but do not fret they are also good at blaming others when they get caught. Who wouldn’t want a David in your life!
Her: why do you always think you’re right and pkay the victim when you’re wrong?

Her: why are you a David?
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