socially social distancing

to be physically social during social distancing during coronavirus. Meaning that you're still hanging out with friends even though there's a world crisis. A socially social distancer will have an ignorant family, and goes out with friends so they can post about it, thinking they're cool because they're breaking the rules. They do it for clout. They don't care about the people that are dying, they want to maintain they're status, or they're going out to do drugs because they're addicts.
God, that whole group is still going to each other's houses and socially social distancing! What asshats! Stay inside!
by my definitions are precise April 21, 2020
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social media maggot

A person who is addicted to social media and ignores or disregards time tested good old traditions.
Like using a map and compass, reading the newspaper, or doing anything related to the trades.
Example:
A. I hate those social media maggots. They use their phone for everything and almost never think for themselves.
B. Okay grandpa / grandma. Have fun with that newspaper. I have followers that want to know what next video I am going to make.

A. Why do you do something that does not make any REAL money or is useful in any way. Stop being a social media maggot already!
B. I am paid in Bitcoin and through Paypal. I help people feel slightly less miserable about themselves when they watch my videos.

A. This new generation does not listen to its elders. They are all socially addicted to their apps and facebooks.
B. Ok boomer. Are you done complaining yet? I have a new online class to take thanks to skillshare.
by Jacob Frost - GLG & SUS December 01, 2019
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social sixteen

The front sixteen teeth, eight on the top and eight on the bottom, where if you’re missing people will judge you.
That guy is missing one of his social sixteen, don’t talk to him he must be shady.
by B.R. November 22, 2022
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social construct

A term often used by lazy adolescents to dismiss concepts vital to modern society
A: you're 20 minutes late
B: Time is a social construct
by definition_pro1 July 01, 2024
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Social Construct

Similar to Social Engineering, Social Construct is a mechanism used to manipulate people into giving out dead family members to use to their potential advantage. ex. personal identity and close friends and family, and then use Social Engineering.

=definition by crow=
John: Bob got Social Constructed.
Abby: What?!?
by crowmechai_ May 17, 2021
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Social republicans

People who kill Indians and then suck them off and then spit on their mother’s grave
by January 23, 2022
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Social Commerce

Where consumers band together online to influence, collectively, the price of a good or service, a form of social shopping and reverse pricing.
A website or mobile app that reduces the prices of its products or services for every like or tweet that potential customers generate as a group is using a form of social commerce. Or when consumers get their friends to buy a sufficient number of ecommerce coupons, they are engaged in social commerce. In effect, consumers are banding together online to influence the price at which they are willing to buy and companies are paying their customers to do their marketing for them.
by ProfBruce April 17, 2011
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