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American Fire Extinguisher

N) The act of depositing melted dark chocolate into a females vagina, and putting whipped cream into her asshole. The female should then squirt out of both holes, having the dark chocolate represent oil, and the whipped cream represent Co2. This act can only be performed on Independance Day, with a cubic fuckton of fireworks in the background.
Billy: Damn, after giving Sally the Alligator Fuckhouse, I made her perform the American Fire Extinguisher. She was moaning for days!
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American Sandwich 

When an American woman has a threesome with a Canadian man and a Mexican man, finally resolving both the Mexican-American War and the War of 1812 in a matter of minutes.
Hey Stacy, I'm Bob McKenzie and this is my friend Antonio Rodriguez. Wanna make an American Sandwich?
American Sandwich by Samtheginger September 24, 2017

american steamroller 

when the girl shits on the males chest and spreads it with her ass
Parwar : This lass gave me an american steamroller last n
Jason: ooo that girl is freaky

American 

An inhabitant of the middle of north America, not south, upper or lower north but just central north America.
Proud to be an American today.
American by bushlight February 1, 2018

american feathers 

When partner 1 tickles partner 2’s asshole using only the tongue
alana, do you wanna try american feathers?

American Roulette 

A dangerous and deadly game in which a man has sex with woman randomly picked out of a group. The catch is only one woman in the group has no STD.
played american roulette last night, and now my genitals itch :(
American Roulette by carwar February 20, 2018

american lolita 

American Lolita is a fashion trend taken from Vladimir Nabokovs novel ‘Lolita’. This fashion is very cute and girly, alike to the character ‘Dolores haze’. Some wardrobe staples include: crop tops, high waisted skirts, high waisted sailor shorts, gingham, rompers and flowy, retro style dresses. This style can be seen as a subcategory of nymphet fashion. There are many different genres in nymphet fashion. Some people take the more grungy approach, whereas others like to dress like an angelic nymphet. This style is very controversial because the ‘Lolita’ Novel can be seen as a negative connotation.
Person 1: wow that girl looks just like Dolores haze !
Person 2: I know , it’s probably because she’s dresses in American Lolita fashion.