someone who has no business riding a bicycle. Or even walking next to one. Watching them attempt to do so falls somewhere between a child's first try on two wheels or your 83 year old grandmother who happens to have Parkinson's disease ride a bicycle. Similar to the term "pushing mongo" often used to describe a skateboarder who pushes with the wrong foot.
Check out dude riding longo!!! He nearly got hit by that car then ran straight into the bus stop! Ha! Awesome. Idiot...
by gutteryuck15 March 28, 2015
Get the Riding longomug. 1. So addicted to riding you MUST ride or whither away. (motorcycles)
2. Diabetics that MUST exercise...this is their motto, "ride to live" (motorcycles)
2. Diabetics that MUST exercise...this is their motto, "ride to live" (motorcycles)
by Trustme69 November 1, 2013
Get the ride to livemug. Cam: yo I just met young boy and he said I’m 4KT
Zeem: Yo you dick riding all over boul he don’t even know you!
Zeem: Yo you dick riding all over boul he don’t even know you!
by Zeembackdoor March 11, 2022
Get the Dick ridingmug. The mother of all wedgies. Give someone a wedgie, lay them flat on their stomach, bend their leg back & hook their toes into the waistband of pulled-up underwear. Not only is this an ultrawedgie, but the only way out is for the 'victim' to pull their underwear even further up their butt to get it off over their toe.
Initiation to the track team was a Turkish Camelback Ride; except for Dave, who got a DOUBLE Turkish Camelback Ride; yup; both feet hook into his underwear.
by PParker July 7, 2017
Get the turkish camelback ridemug. by anonymous November 19, 2024
Get the Riding a unicycle through a minefieldmug. When a man inserts an anchor of anal beads into a willing participant. The other person takes the other end of the anal beads and securely fastens it to their genitalia. The anal beads person will then drag the other person across the ground.
Bill: Why is your back so rug burned.
Ted: That bitch Carol gave me a Nantucket Sleigh-ride my ass all night. You might as well call me Moby.
Ted: That bitch Carol gave me a Nantucket Sleigh-ride my ass all night. You might as well call me Moby.
by Young Stallion Flex September 16, 2023
Get the Nantucket Sleigh-ridemug. 