no ride

The disability of acquiring a means of transport, usually used by a "Flaker" or "Loafer" as a pathetic excuse to serve their own condition.

"NO RIDE DOESNT MEAN FLAKE" -Carson (a known "Flaker")

by fuck y ou gaybowser July 9, 2023

marshmallow ride

When you've already cum inside of someone, and you fuck them again when the cum from the first ride starts seeping out.

We went all night. So many marshmallow rides.

by Marshysib7 November 26, 2016

Killer ride

A couple of words that are used to describe a vehicle that they could never have

Yo dude that's a killer ride!

by Ihatelifeandps June 11, 2018

riding the pineapple

On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.

Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.

by dghost September 7, 2011

Magic Carpet Ride

Wrapping someone up in a carpet and chucking them out the window of a tall building or skyscraper. (Mainly done by the mafia)

*Person 2 slaps face of person 1

Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.

Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?

Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.

by Ualreadyknowwwwhoitisss July 2, 2022

Chin Ride

The act of sitting on a man’s face, pushing your vulva into his mouth and rubbing your perineum on his chin.

Hey Cassandra, remember that guy Bernard? I went to his house last and he he gave the beat chin ride of my life

by Bernard92 October 10, 2023

Bomb Ride

When a guy is ridden by his woman during sex

That was a bomb ride

by anonymous August 13, 2023