got five

A question asking if you have five minutes to talk, listen or lend a helping hand

Hey, you got five to help me?

by ragnarodin October 4, 2016

U got snap?

Every douchebags pickup line to every woman they see on the internet.
They don't want your Snapchat to be your friend, they just want you to send them nudes because they're lonely bums who can't get bitches.

Girl: "I'm so thankful to have friends like you guys"
Douchebag: "U got snap?"
Girl: "Eww, no, go away"
Douchebag: "Ur just a hoe"

by Urban_Alien_69 November 12, 2025

Got Kafaced

Get Kafaced means you got aced in an online video game without any difficulty from the enemy

Did you see how shroud got kafacedkafaced the enemy team?

by fensyes January 25, 2021

god got you

some people are so arrogant with their selfish actions that the only one who will handle them is god in the end.

Only god can judge me so god got you.

by Pixie Bxtch September 10, 2020

bro got cloned

a person looks different like weird

kay flock bro got cloned

by frnkstin October 17, 2022

I got hit by a bus

Can be used to define multiple things like getting Covid which I have right now or you literally got hit by a bus

Person1 I got hit by a bus person2 sucks to suck

by Fuck horace mann September 4, 2022

Got Evaned

When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue

Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned

by Evan Peter Grandview May 17, 2021