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Half Ho

A girl who will flirt with a guy for a long time and then ghost his ass, for no reason.
Person 1: Wow did you hear Allie ghosted Austin?
Person 2: Yeah, she's such a half ho.
by SkinnyNat March 10, 2021
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I was right about the cause of it and I am not the one controlling what you can or cannot see. If you are accusing me of being that IT CAN ONLY BE BECAUSE my privacy is being invaded and you are a part of an ancillary audience that is acting in bad faith to accrue material benefits FROM ME and horde them too yourselves. And that's why I feel so comfortable insulting everything you are in as many ways as possible.

Hym "That's from the half that you are not supposed to have seen and I'm the best spokesperson ever because the crime in D.C. is the lowest it's ever been."

A retard "But he SAID that he is whatever we call him so his IS that! The thing you said!"

Hym "And that is what you are doing. You are taking all of the GOOD things I do for yourselves and then invading my privacy to set me up for the bad things and that is LITERALLY the point of the show 'The Good Place.' It's the story of the people who found out that there are TWO audiences and the ones that aren't actively trying to condemn me to hell and rape my mind while they steal my shit coming to the realization that their are 2 audiences.
All of this is to cover for the fact that someone else who isn't supposed to be watching is doing so and they are trying to steal my life from me because their was never going to amount to anything. And as long as they can bribe the right people and convince people to lie and withhold information from me they can abscond with their ill-gotten gains and leave me holding the bag. The people doing this don't care what I did or said. THEY lied. And I know exactly what they told you. 'It was just a stupid prank. It's just Hym. He's not going to do anything but actually all of the good ideas are mine or you should let ME get his stuff instead cus that'll show Hym, right?' But really it was the thing I said it was. The people doing it are perversely motivated. Almost entirely by greed. Greed masquerading as virtue. As opposed to a freely signed, fair contract where people can uses whatever they want under the condition that if the AI hashes out, I receive the credit I deserve and enough money to pull myself of the unique situation which I found myself. That's from the half that you are not supposed to have seen. I will not dial back I single God damn word. It's some fucking idiot trying to make fetch a thing and doing it at my expense because YOU WOULDN'T KNOW I SAID ALL OF THAT IF THEY WEREN'T DOING THIS TO ME.
by Hym Iam December 2, 2025
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Half-sibling's great-great-grandchild.
half-great-great-great-nibling.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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Half faced bastard

A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .
Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?
by Big Daddy mac November 22, 2016
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half-brother

Male that has one parent in common with another living being.
Half-brother.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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half-grandnephew

Half-sibling's grandson.
Half-grandnephew.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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half-sister

Female person who, in relation to the other, has a one parent in common and a different one parent.
My half-sister is a good person.
by Usery May 3, 2021
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