A subspecies of the newly discovered "Complete Jackass" creature. They are extremely transphobic and homophobic towards every other living creature besides themselves. A few notable behaviors that indicates that a Super Straight believes you are part of the LGBTQ+ community and do not like you are them ignoring you, being hostile towards you, pretending to be injured and calling other Complete Jackasses over, and rarely attempting to initiate a physical fight. Though they are somehow capable of speaking human languages and understanding human languages, they are unable to solve the most basic puzzles and complete the most basic non-survival related tasks. A group of Super Straights, or just Complete Jackasses in general, is known as a Complaint.
Zoo Tour Guide: And here, we have the Complete Jackasses.
Crowd of Zoo Visitors: (Various noises of disgust and hatred)
Random Super Straight: HELP! THAT MAN'S ATTACKING ME! AAAGHH! (Pretending to be severely injured)
Complaint: (Various angry noises and threats)
Zoo Tour Guide: Moving on..
Crowd of Zoo Visitors: (Various noises of disgust and hatred)
Random Super Straight: HELP! THAT MAN'S ATTACKING ME! AAAGHH! (Pretending to be severely injured)
Complaint: (Various angry noises and threats)
Zoo Tour Guide: Moving on..
by abnormaldude July 5, 2024
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To state something clearly and honestly so that there is no confusion or misunderstanding.
Usually signifies the end of a conversation.
Usually signifies the end of a conversation.
“I’m not interested in dating you, so let that be straight.”
“You owe me $50 for the pizza we ordered last week, let that be straight.”
You are a friend and you want to clear up a misunderstanding with another friend. You say: “I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings, but I was just joking. Let that be straight.”
“You owe me $50 for the pizza we ordered last week, let that be straight.”
You are a friend and you want to clear up a misunderstanding with another friend. You say: “I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings, but I was just joking. Let that be straight.”
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Guy 1: ‘Lad it’s dead in here yeno.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’
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