Can I take your oder?

Now with new technology, Waiters/Waitresses can tell what you want to eat by taking your oder.

I'm gonna be kLeah the waitress "Hi, can i take your oder?"
I'll be Abdy the fish sticks *hands out oder*

YOOO DO YOU SEE THAT!! SHE JUST TOOK HIS ODER!!! AND CAME BACK WITH FISH STICKS!! THE GUY MUST SMELL LIKE FISH!! THATS SOO COOL!!!

by Fish_Sticks August 22, 2011

Take your plane to work day

The special day of taking a plane specifically a Boeing 747 into your preferred workspace on the 11th day of September each year. The most memorable sites was the World Trade Centre, Pentagon, A random Field in Pennsylvania and somewhere else I can't exactly remember.

Hey Jim! Did you know tomorrow is Take your plane to work day?
Jim: Sweet! I'll ask my Dad to let me fly his Boeing 747 into work!

by BigFatShlong69420 April 26, 2021

double-take runny red sock

It's what happens when you get out of a long hot shower, and your dog just so happens to lick your saggy asshole - and you turn your back of course since you are in utter disgust by the situation, but can't help being somewhat aroused.. So you turn around again and let your dog go to town.

After I got out of the shower I enjoyed not one, but two double-take runny red socks - and boy am I exhausted.

by WAUF March 31, 2008

Taking My Talents to South Beach

THE OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITON - Taking a shit.
(Also referred to as "Making LeBron a Free Agent)

Damn, that Chinese food is upsetting my stomach. I'm taking my talents to South Beach. Now, where's the nearest toilet?

by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 19, 2010

national take your girlfriend to work day

today is the day to take your girlfriend to work.

hey babe, wanna go to work with me since its national take your girlfriend to work day?

by ry 2 November 08, 2022

ain't gonna take a beating lyin' down

Someone is beating you in a video game, sport, or some sort of competition and you ain't gonna lose without a fight.

Micheal just went 5-6 in a game he ain't gonna take a beating lyin' down.

by A_Person_Who_Plays_Games October 24, 2020

you make me want to take a shit

something you'd say to a hideously ugly person or somebody who has insulted you...great come back line creates luaghs to people who are near anywhere.

a ugly girl starts making fun of people and gets to one person and he says "you make me want to take a shit", whole bus laughs and she is humiliated.

by Nightmares August 18, 2007