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Book On Tape

An audio recording of a book being read aloud. Historically, the term was used to reference a book reading recorded onto a cassette, hence the term "on tape". Although cassette tapes are no longer commonly used, the term "Book on Tape" in the modern day can refer to any medium of audiobook recording (CD, Radio, streaming platforms).
I need to find a good book on tape for my long road trip!
by AG41 July 11, 2023
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Tape Jeffery

I know I already said it: but if some people who have tape can't be seen, that's because they aren't tape.

How to become Tape Jeffery? Just tape yourself! In this series I have been talking with Dave and his crew to get us started with tape Jefferies and what we can become.

So let's get started!

1) Create your own Tape Jefferies.

2) Create your own Tape Jefferies and a personal tape reel.

3) Build your own tapes tape reel. We will be doing both tape Jefferies and personal tape Jefferies.

4) Get Your Tape Jefferies And Tape Jefferies!
My brother wanted to do was be goofy and play pranks.

One day, he was playing with a roll of toilet paper.

He cut it in half, like a birthday cake and threw it at my mother.

He told her not to say anything, so my mom pretended not to notice.

My brother was getting tired of playing around and started to push the limits.

Then, he started to sing.

"Baby, baby, where have you been?

I miss you baby, baby... I hope you don't forget about me.

Baby, baby, where have you been?

I miss you soo much."

My mother continued to ignore him.

He sang the same song over and over again.

After the third time, my mother told him to stop singing and went to the living room.

He was thinking that he had finally gotten her attention and didn't want her to stop by saying something like, "Jeffery!

You are being annoying."

So, he took the toilet paper, walked to the hall closet and pulled out a roll of tape.

"Look!

It's Tape Jeffery!"

He was getting a laugh out of this.

I guess it was pretty funny for him to pull out this giant roll of tape and wrap it around my mother's arms and legs.
My brother enjoyed it.

He laughed harder than I have ever seen him laugh.

The tape started to tear when he was almost done with her.

He threw the toilet paper roll aside and grabbed the rest of the tape off the counter.

He was smiling and laughing at the same time.

He grabbed her by her arm and tape.

She started screaming, "Jeffrey!

No!

Please!

Stop!

Don't tape me."

He began to beat her.
by Drapen April 27, 2022
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Fuck Tape

a internet meme created by YouTube user FlyingKitty involving a YTP of the flex tape commercial
basically flex tape but for sex.
this is the original video:
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To show you the power of FUCK TAPE; i sawed this boat in half!!!!!
Fix it with FUCK TAPE!
by pluto_null February 23, 2020
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Snippet Tape

a mixtape featuring only snippets of a wide selection of songs that the artist has been working on; getting the songs to the audience so the people can decide what songs the artist should focus on
Hey Uncle Ray just dropped his snippet tape on SoundCloud let check it out and let him know what whole songs we want to hear.
by R3M December 27, 2018
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Stom Tape

Stom Tape is a phrase in which a tilted player says towards the one who annoys him.

its purpose is to get the one who annoys you to shut the fuck up because you are going to cry.
Me: Daud Goldfish why the fuk did you just jump on all of their team...?
Duad Goldfish: stom tape
by TheIsraeliCoolKid July 15, 2017
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Guard Tape

Essentially electric tape, but used in Color Guard to secure the caps,weights, and flag.
“Hey Kyle, do you have any Guard Tape? My cap just came off.”
“Yeah, Karen.”
by sunflowersanctum October 31, 2019
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Butthole Tape

The black electric tape people use to wrap their contraband in before shoving it up their butthole in order to get inside the jail.
I gotta take a pack into jail with me so hand me the butthole tape.
by Gordy W. September 4, 2023
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