A Dutch Train has absolutely nothing to do with the Dutch. A Dutch Train is similar to a human centipede except for each person ( all male ) is connected by anal penetration. The minimum of participants is ten, but there is no maximum number of men that can join a Dutch Train. In other words, a Dutch Train is a sexy conga line.
by Shrimpy_dimpy69 November 17, 2019

Post 1 Ted: Hello there
Post 2 Sam: Ted wrote {Hello there}
Post 3 Bob: Sam wrote {Ted wrote {Hello there}}
Post 4 Larry: Bob wrote {Sam wrote {Ted wrote {Hello there}}}
Post 5 Anon: Awww, screw this. I'm derailing this quote train.
Post 2 Sam: Ted wrote {Hello there}
Post 3 Bob: Sam wrote {Ted wrote {Hello there}}
Post 4 Larry: Bob wrote {Sam wrote {Ted wrote {Hello there}}}
Post 5 Anon: Awww, screw this. I'm derailing this quote train.
by Eviltechie August 29, 2010

A train in which it is too quiet to talk on your phone incase you disturb the peace, so you have to send a text.
by Geeh March 10, 2011

Mom : sweetie, I'm going to work tomorrow
James:ok
Mom: ah!! I just pissed in my pants !!
Boss:you need to get potty training finished today.
James:ok
Mom: ah!! I just pissed in my pants !!
Boss:you need to get potty training finished today.
by Happy pet story name:Coyote August 21, 2016

A children's TV show about a mom who cheated on her husband by fucking a t-Rex and distracts her cuck ass husband by buying tickets to the time traveling train full of so many hot dinosaurs so the husband doesn't notice his wife fucked a t-rex
by Grrryn April 9, 2021

by Rebeccaj2009 February 17, 2009

Megan: "Gosh, what's that stink?"
Elizabeth: "Oh I have to take a massive Dookie Train."
Megan: "Oh great, it's going to be a long one!"
Elizabeth: "Oh I have to take a massive Dookie Train."
Megan: "Oh great, it's going to be a long one!"
by Clingbo1 August 11, 2010
