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Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
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I have no mouth and I must scream

Hym "I HAVE BEEN FORETOLD!!!! I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM!!!!
by Hym Iam March 26, 2023
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Must-o-chup

The latest and greatest in the Heinz condiment lineup is mustard mayonnaise and ketchup been pronounce mustochup
I’ll have my burger atw must-o-chup, lettuce, tomato!
by Shawnovative August 12, 2022
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Must

If this word added before ANY verbs, it means: this way or highway/this way or no way/do it or prepare to justify yourself
You MUST do it
by Sir. B December 10, 2020
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Who must go?

Berezniki must go!
guy1: Who must go?
guy2: Berezniki must go!
by funni dengist speer hoodie March 16, 2025
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must be the lighting

Often said when you second guess your (or someone else's) initial impression of something/someone.
Usually, I find him ugly, but today he's smokin' hot. Must be the lighting.

She looked hot on instagram, but then I met her IRL. Must've been the lighting.

Person A (who is overweight): I look so skinny today.
Person B: It must be the lighting.
by libelula_안녕 July 17, 2018
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billions must love

A meme that came from billions must die, which has the twist. Almost a dog whistle used by anti-fascists and anti-racists and some pacifists.
by eolsuo March 18, 2025
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