Fashionable Genital Garment

When one wears one's olsentwins as a tasteful and eyecatching headpiece.

Seb: Ugh, it's raining again.
James: shit, forgot my umbrella.
Seb: Yeah me too. You bring your olsentwins?
James: Never leave pure without em.

James depants and stretches his olsentwins over his head*
Seb: Wow. Quite the fashionable genital garment you have there.
James: Thanks. It was my mothers.

by Burritobaby April 02, 2015

genital lock

sex.

Last night, they were found in a hot genital lock in the seaside resort.

by uttam maharjan August 18, 2010

"Newhart" genitals-introduction

Da way a dude humorously familiarizes you wif da three different "members" of his guy-junk --- "This is Larry; this is his brother Darryl, and this is his OTHER brother Darryl."

Ladies say dat they want a man who is "kind, caring, intelligent, and funny". Well, if your new guy-friend performs a "Newhart" genitals-introduction prior to first having sex wif you, it may not say much about his kindness or caring, but it sure-as-shootin' shows dat he has da intelligence and sense-of-humor portions of his personality down pat!.

by QuacksO June 22, 2020

genital hitler

It's when you shave a hitler tash into your pubes.

Dude, that girl last night had a total genital hitler, so I gave her three fingers.

by European Bob the Third October 17, 2013

vulcan genital meld

The process of having sexual intercourse while both on lsd. Both parties should feel as one.

Guy: One time I had sex with my girlfriend while we were on lsd, and every time I plunged in and out of her I could feel our juices connecting, as well as hearing a wet sound, just as if we were a unified entity, like a vulcan genital meld.

by Ted Pillman August 19, 2013

United States Of America Ferrerra: Twix Genital Prank

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: United States Of America Ferrerra: Twix Genital Prank

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Genital-fluid

Genital-fluid, or genital fluid, describes an individual whose personality varies from being a dick, to a pussy, or an ass/ asshole, etc. Not always an insult.

Simon: "What's wrong with you lately? You've been such an obnoxious jerk and coward lately."
Freddy: "I might be genital-fluid, bro."
Simon: "Bro... Get over it."
Freddy: "Nah, it's pretty fun, assface. Not gonna lie :)"

by SphincterToday December 09, 2020