when you first meet Brendan, he’s the sweetest, sexiest, funniest person you’ll ever meet and then you’ll end up falling in love with him and then he will fall in love with you and you’ll both date and have the greatest sex ever and be the happiest couple but then time will go by and he won’t give you any attention anymore and talk to other girls, probably even cheat on you and then have the audacity to break up with you and tell people you cheated on him! which never will be true because Brendan is insecure and has always wanted to play the victim. The name “Brendan” can also be interchangeable to the term “asshole.” Anyone who does find a Brendan be careful cuz they’re fast to switch up! Although the sex is great the only thing that’s bigger than his dick is his ego.
Guy 1 : yo you see that guy emotionally and mentally abusing that girl over there?
Guy 2: oh come on man! Don’t you know? that’s egotistical Brendan
Guy 2: oh come on man! Don’t you know? that’s egotistical Brendan
by Clee torris September 6, 2022
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“Brendan is not loyal.”
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"My review didn't go as I had hoped. I didn't want to, but it looks like I am pulling a Brendan. Time to go tell my boss that I am accepting another job"!
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Get the Brendan mug.Brendan is the type of flop to think he's funny. He always thought he ate when in reality he really didn't. He can be a massive slut having up to 5 boyfriends at once. Don't become friends with Brendan unless you have excellent fighting skills because he will try to fight you every fucking day.
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