a loot goblin is a person that steals loot, which means that Bjelland is not a lootgoblin, but a teamplayer
by Notbjelland October 29, 2025
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"That's her cousin Karen, she's been after mum collection antique perfume bottles for years, she's what we call a Loot Listener with no class"
by The-Olas November 15, 2025
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