Pissing in the pool

Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.

"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."

by transm.ascot May 5, 2023

Pissing in Front of the Pope

A term used to describe underperforming or messing up when stressed, usually when being watched.

Person A: Why can’t you sing it anymore?
Person B: I can, I’m just pissing in front of the pope.

by MrParkerLovesLearning September 8, 2023

Pisses in the shower

a description of something that disgusts and/or irritates you.

Person 1: "It's a cool game, right?"
Person 2: "Hell no, this game pisses in the shower!"

by thorogoldd May 8, 2025