Beautiful natural scenery + Beaches. A LIRR ride away from NYC, Billy Joel, Cold Cheese Pizza, Montauk, Kings Park Psych Center, Fire Island Oysters (my favorite), Amityville Horror house, Alec Baldwin, Lindsay Lohan, Theodore Roosevelt, White kids with Lacrosse sticks, investment bankers, trust fund babies, irish + italian + jewish people .. . .. . . anything I am missing? OH and FUN FACT: Jaws was not actually based on Massachusetts! It was based on Long Island!
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by PastorRR March 19, 2020
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by Appalachian Train Master April 10, 2024
Get the Long Island Patty mug.A matching warm up suit, jacket and pants, with 3 stripes down the sleeve and pant leg. Usually of a higher end brand warm up suit. To complete the ensemble, pure white sneakers must also be worn. A LIDS is optional. A low end model foreign luxury vehicle is popular amongst the LIU wearer. However, this is not an immediate, 'must have' of the LIU wearer. It should be on his/her radar though.
Typically worn by Upper Middle Class Caucasians that have never stepped foot in a neighborhood, with a lower status, compared to their own Long Island Neighborhood. Although, they speak and act as if they have.
It is not gender bias. Can be worn by both male and female. A crowd favorite amongst those with more than a few extra pounds on them. The LIU is appropriate to wear from shopping to a semi formal event.
Typically worn by Upper Middle Class Caucasians that have never stepped foot in a neighborhood, with a lower status, compared to their own Long Island Neighborhood. Although, they speak and act as if they have.
It is not gender bias. Can be worn by both male and female. A crowd favorite amongst those with more than a few extra pounds on them. The LIU is appropriate to wear from shopping to a semi formal event.
After wearing suits to the office all week, Schwartzy likes to kick back on the weekends, put on his Long Island Uniform, and chill at the local Starbucks in his neighborhood!
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"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"
"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"
by Litlikefire July 9, 2018
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Long summer night with your best friends
The beach is 30 minutes away
Best beaches every
Ice cream for every meal
Only thing you wear are bikinis
The only thing you have to worry about is of you are tan enough
The best nights are when you are drunk with your best friends
You don’t have to worry about what you look like
Long summer night with your best friends
The beach is 30 minutes away
Best beaches every
Ice cream for every meal
Only thing you wear are bikinis
The only thing you have to worry about is of you are tan enough
The best nights are when you are drunk with your best friends
You don’t have to worry about what you look like
by Kaylel January 5, 2019
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"You see that bus driver that was wasted and crashed her bus?"
"yeah, she said she had only drank green tea that day, had to have been a Long Island Green Tea"
"yeah, she said she had only drank green tea that day, had to have been a Long Island Green Tea"
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