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Taylor Swift

The chick that Kanye West made famous
Friend #1:where are you going?
Friend #2:Taylor Swift concert
Friend #1:isn’t that the chick that Kanye made famous?
Friend #2:yeah
Friend #1:throw that in the garbage and light it on fire bro, let’s go to a ye concert

(At concert)

Fuck he’s wearing a MAGA hat
by dannycsghosts September 28, 2020
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Taylor Swift

A heartbreaker

A woman who writes songs about all her ex boyfriends complaining about how horrible they were after she tells everyone how great they were during the relationship

And also an unworthy ex of Tom Hiddleston
Person 1: “Did you hear Taylor Swift wrote a new song about her ex?”

Person 2: “Yeah, what’s new pussycat.”
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Taylor Swift

A 6ft tall horse-faced creature from Pennsylvania that resembles the Slenderman.
Is that a giantic spider crab? Oh never mind, it’s too ugly to be a spider crab; it’s just Taylor Swift.
by ScottSmith09 November 12, 2017
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Taylor Swift grind

A state of working extremely hard or maintaining a very strong work ethic, as Kanye West is doing following the ordeal at the 2009 VMA's (coming out with a new hit song every Friday).
-Yo man, you wanna grab a bite?
-I wish I could, but I'm gonna be studying for the next four hours straight! I have a big exam tomorrow, so I'm on my Taylor Swift grind right now.
-Oh aight, I'mma let you finish.
by Jewnasty November 9, 2010
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Taylor Swift

A singer quick to talk about knocking people out, and even quicker to to take them to court to do the actual fighting with them.
Taylor Swift is quick to talk about knocking people out in the street in a song, but in reality she's doing most if not all of her fighting in court.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
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Taylor Swift

A parents' term for someone they think is a bad influence, and they want their child to stop hanging around them.
Jimmy! I already told you, I don't want you to hang around Sammy any more! He's just another Taylor Swift!
by HeyBug October 3, 2017
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Taylor Swift

When asked by an interviewer for her opinion of Taylor Swift, Aretha Franklin simply stated, "Great gowns, beautiful gowns."
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