The smartest boy you'll ever know and he is not sexy and do not listen to any definitions on the top. He does well in school and is in gifted. If you want your child to do well in school, name him mike
by the really cool kid May 1, 2018
Get the Mikemug. 
A loving hardworking guy who is overprotective of his Wife or anybody he loves do not mess with Mike, Mike is also a player be careful with a mike
by Rebecca June 15, 2018
Get the Mikemug. A sick, bald headed, pedophiliac dog fucker; like to flirt with every girl he comes in contact with; just an all around sick fuck
Guy#1: You see that guy over there? I heard he likes kids and dogs.
Guy#2: Yeah that shmucks a total mike!
Guy#2: Yeah that shmucks a total mike!
by LilVertoDShawn August 7, 2018
Get the Mikemug. OMG don't pull a Mike!!!!!
by applelover24011 May 4, 2018
Get the Mikemug. A person who has the most extreme foot fetish imaginable. If he smells a foot within 10 feet of him, he'll get on the ground and start sucking on your toes in heart beat. He can't be wrong and thinks he is your leader even though he's begging to suck your toes. He has a girlfriend but he doesn't know she's taking the BBC, so when he sucks on her toes that night he's tasting that BBC cum. He thinks he's better than you at everything!
Yo look at mike over there sucking on her toes even though she ran through mud barefoot. That kid mike just told me he could kick my ass at fortnite!
by The Specimen T03 May 8, 2018
Get the Mikemug.