alpha suley and Joe

A dynamic duo they are the funniest and the best people to ever exist because they are really cool and have huge wangs.

“You see those two there they must be alpha suley and Joe because there so hot and cool”

by Alpha suley joe lover September 28, 2022

Chop Suey

When someone is speaking a foreign language you don't understand. Very often asian in origin. Also someone who tries to sound important by using a lotta big words but makes no sense to your uneducated ears.

#1: Mayne, I cant watch dem foreign movies on Netflix cuz they always speakin dat damn Chop Suey dat I dont understand!

#2: Welp, read da Subtitles, mayne.

#3: I cant read, tho.

by DuVay Knox June 19, 2025

Chop sueyed

In really bad shape

My bad is chop sueyed.
That car is chop sueyed. Lol

by The imperial skateboard p August 5, 2025

Chop Suey

Originally used to describe Chinese takeout, later most commonly associated with System of a Down after the band released a single with this very name.

However, this term should've been used as a censor for "suicide", as that SoaD song has hidden messages about suicide.

He literally chop suey'd himself. I can't believe it.

by coders22 January 24, 2026