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Fat Samurai

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The sexual act of allowing a fat samurai (katana included) slam your missus in front of you.
(whereas a fat ninja would fuck her without you knowing.)
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“Dude did you hear about Jason letting his chick do a fat samurai?”
Yeah but everyone knew Jason was a cuck!”

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by PinTal January 2, 2024
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fat samurai

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The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)
did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.
by PinTal January 5, 2024
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cardboard tube samurai

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brave samurai with one of the most deadliest weapons forged.will risk his life for anything even to save a pig.
why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig? because he can.
by angry s March 8, 2003
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the legendary samurai

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Dude: I can't believe I met the legendary samurai

Bro: Yo I heard he broke Ao Oni's ankles
by Chocothunder November 5, 2017
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