porcelain rust

Fecal residue left on the inside of the toilet, either above or under the water, for more than 3 days.

Dude, someone totally butt scuffed the toilet here.

Naw, dude, thats porcelain rust.

by Notorious B I Scuffer February 15, 2010

Porcelain Pussy

When You sit on a niggas leg and it deteriorates.

My leg gone!

Taylor Brost has porcelain pussy.

by GregoryGordan April 14, 2014

Porcelain Nuke

The act of shitting so hard, that you end up shattering the toilet bowl, sending porcelain shrapnel rocketing out of the bottom portion of the toilet, severing your ankles and rendering you a cuck.

Christopher Poole porcelain nuked the toilet soooooo hard the other day...Oh and he's a cuck.

by homosexualsapien January 30, 2015

porcelainwooz

An instagram page with hilarious random crappy photos with 600+ followers

Porcelainwooz followed you.

by random words June 11, 2015

porcelain powder

Codename for cocaine.

"Hey man, you got any of that fine porcelain powder?"

by Kavalier Picard September 7, 2016

porcelain helmet

When a guy has a morning wood, sits to take a shit and the tip of him penis touches the edge of a toilet.

Damn! I just woke up and got a porcelain helmet!

by Mctip July 10, 2016

porcelain mind

Beautiful person with a fragile mind , eye's that tell a story , and a heart of american honey , ready to stand up for anything she believes in .

She has such a "porcelain mind" , beautiful and kind .

by rebecca jean March 27, 2017