Attentive Trouser Phobia

the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.

Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?

mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.

by Gio_At_Nite August 7, 2022

asain phobia

If you hate China, taiwan, (insert asia country here.)

Hi.screw those bat eating-
WoAH CHILL NO MORE ASAIN PHOBIA

by GrenBoiiii June 29, 2024

Transpiritual Phobia

The cultural, institutional, and interpersonal fear or aversion toward transpiritual experience or spiritually divergent individuals. It operates as a reflex of colonial modernity -- the impulse to repress, mock or deny what cannot be measured. It sustains itself through ridicule ('woo'), pathologization ('delusional'), and disciplinary control (psychiatric or religious institutions).

Transpiritual phobia functions as a gatekeeping mechanism that maintains the dominance of empericial-materialist reality and exludes other valid epistemologies.

by New Earth Ambassador414 October 19, 2025

wait phobia

you/they hate waiting

i have wait phobia ! so don't want to wait.

by Landonisanidiot December 16, 2021

Ah-Dum-Betchk-Phobia

An irrational and inexplicable fear of Uppercase letters.

I once met a man who had Ah-Dum-Betchk-Phobia.

by Try.Hell.Cat October 31, 2025

Zenoh-phobia

The fear of getting board wiped by one of the most degenerative cards in the game.

Person 1: Man, I almost won the game but that bastard Chain attack Zenoh'd me.
Person 2: Sounds like you have Zenoh-phobia.

by Beebooneep August 15, 2018

weenie gaga phobia

When you gaga while giving a blow job.

No more BJ's, I have weenie gaga phobia!

by BJWGP August 12, 2023