Straw Penny

How much a value meal cost back in the day.

Guy at Burger Factory:Back in the day the value meal costed a straw penny.
Peter:Wow! A whole straw penny?!
Guy at Burger Factory:Yep, a whole straw penny.
- Family Guy

by UlyssesFinneganDude December 15, 2008

Penny Piece

The opposite of a dime piece. A 1 on a scale of 1 to 10.

The other night at the bar I got so drunk I left with a Penny Piece.

by Eboli December 24, 2008

penny pimp

A man that thinks he is a pimp but only picks up worthless chunk busted hoes.

Cafu, get your penny pimp ass over here and leave that hoe alone

by Dub C August 16, 2004

dirty penny

The brown ring around ones anus.*

*note: some porn stars bleach their assholes, thus eliminating their "dirty penny"

"Did you see Kristina's ass in that thong?"
"Yeah, I caught a glimpse of her dirty penny!"

by lord x August 8, 2005

Jew Penny

when a customer buys a produst from the cashier and give them enough money for the change to add up to exactly one cent and the customewants that one penny back. That one penny is now a Jew Penny.

I got a Jew Penny right after i bought a pizza that was $9.99 included tax and i gave them $10 and wanted the penny back.

by Murder by DJ November 1, 2010

Penny goblin

Old German folklore involving a goblin that would take the money of any children that didn't go to bed when they were supposed to. Similar to Krampus for Christmas.

"Penny Goblin! Penny Goblins! Don't take my pennies."

by deadhead420 December 27, 2018

penny-pockets

a lady with a very pronounced outward-bow to her hips. It looks like her pockets are stuffed with pennies. This is not to be confused with a sexy hour-glass figure. Penny-pockets is a natural condition.

oh look - here comes penny-pockets

by Professor of new English July 1, 2005