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eyebrow master

he who hails form the "Land Of New", carrying with him only the fur (in some cases pubes) of an elk, wallaby and/or GRIZZLY BEAR, neatly and strategically fasten to his lower forehead in gratuitous quantities.

hides under a glow in the dark Led Zeppelin t-shirt, thus making him an easy target for eyebrow harvesters. therefore there is only one known "eyebrow master" living among us in the modern world.
by ManCastLE! March 15, 2011
mugGet the eyebrow mastermug.

Seif Eyebrows

When a ugly looking buffon with the most ninja looking mask batman angry bird faces. Seif usually has the tiniest penis and is microscopic with a good bunda.
by Seif Caveman November 4, 2022
mugGet the Seif Eyebrowsmug.

Eyebrowing

When you shave off your eyebrows during a 2007 britney breakdown and now you're desperately drawing them on with sharpie.
Person one: did you hear about rachel she's gonna shave off her eyebrows
Person 2: bet she'll be eyebrowing after doing it
mugGet the Eyebrowingmug.

Melbourne Eyebrow

The sexual act of one man ejaculating onto the forehead of another and allowing it to dribble into the eye.
Lucky he took out that eyebrow piercing; the Melbourne eyebrow he just got would have gummed it right up.
by Zog 69 April 1, 2016
mugGet the Melbourne Eyebrowmug.

Eyebrow toucher

Look at that fucker over there, that fucker is an eyebrow toucher for sure
by Danny Dan Daniels September 24, 2023
mugGet the Eyebrow touchermug.

Eyebrows

This thing on the body is not a living person and can't aim or walk
This Eyebrows is bad
by ArneLamp January 18, 2021
mugGet the Eyebrowsmug.

chidi eyebrows

When one flickers eyebrows
"I gave her Chidi eyebrows and she loved it"
by DJ Wattsy March 9, 2017
mugGet the chidi eyebrowsmug.

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