Person A: Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow.
Mary: Dear boy, you must have me mistaken. I don't have a lamb nor do I ever intend on getting one.
Person B: Mary, Mary quite contrary, How does your garden grow?
Mary: Terribly, I live in the city. Where do you expect this garden to be?
Person C: Did you have a baby while a virgin, too?
Mary: No, and neither did she.
Mary: Dear boy, you must have me mistaken. I don't have a lamb nor do I ever intend on getting one.
Person B: Mary, Mary quite contrary, How does your garden grow?
Mary: Terribly, I live in the city. Where do you expect this garden to be?
Person C: Did you have a baby while a virgin, too?
Mary: No, and neither did she.
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Nicknames: Turk.
Theme Song: Banana Pancakes - Jack Johnson.
Beverage: All of them are supplied that those parties...
Catchphrase: "Ha, Ha, Ha, Hilary Enns."
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You can sing her name to the tune of Lollipop-not the Lil' Wayne song, the classic one. She is amazing, screams at children in Chuck E. Cheese. Sings very well. Her hit single? "I Can Sing!" The words? "I'm Johanna, I can sing, la la la!" and that's pretty much it.
On the surface, quiet & unassuming. But once you get to know her, Mary exhibits a lack of inhibition and a wide range of emotions, from infectious glee to inordinate rage. Becomes very distracted at the sight of modern transportation conveniences, such as red cars and airplanes. Aside from the blatant and appropriate rants, Mary is almost always cheerful, happy, and a joy to be around. Let's face it--if you don't like Mary, you suck.
Nicknames: Turk.
Theme Song: Banana Pancakes - Jack Johnson.
Beverage: All of them are supplied that those parties...
Catchphrase: "Ha, Ha, Ha, Hilary Enns."
Email: Trendsetter-Party-Girl@lost.com
You can sing her name to the tune of Lollipop-not the Lil' Wayne song, the classic one. She is amazing, screams at children in Chuck E. Cheese. Sings very well. Her hit single? "I Can Sing!" The words? "I'm Johanna, I can sing, la la la!" and that's pretty much it.
On the surface, quiet & unassuming. But once you get to know her, Mary exhibits a lack of inhibition and a wide range of emotions, from infectious glee to inordinate rage. Becomes very distracted at the sight of modern transportation conveniences, such as red cars and airplanes. Aside from the blatant and appropriate rants, Mary is almost always cheerful, happy, and a joy to be around. Let's face it--if you don't like Mary, you suck.
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All of the people she meets immediately get that she's special. No words could describe how pure and good this person is, but perhaps it is better that way.
If you happen to have a Marie in your life, you better hold on as much as you can, because you're lucky to have her, and not the opposite. She knows who she is, and she probably knows who you are better than yourself.
And i haven't even started on how attractive she is : her eyes are like the ocean, her skin like silk, and her breasts are as conforting as an afternoon sunshine. One day she'll kiss you good night and make you feel like you're an innocent kid again, and the other she'll turn you on like she knows exactly what she's doing. Every night you will fall in love again with her, and every day you will thank fate for having her in your story.
All of the people she meets immediately get that she's special. No words could describe how pure and good this person is, but perhaps it is better that way.
If you happen to have a Marie in your life, you better hold on as much as you can, because you're lucky to have her, and not the opposite. She knows who she is, and she probably knows who you are better than yourself.
And i haven't even started on how attractive she is : her eyes are like the ocean, her skin like silk, and her breasts are as conforting as an afternoon sunshine. One day she'll kiss you good night and make you feel like you're an innocent kid again, and the other she'll turn you on like she knows exactly what she's doing. Every night you will fall in love again with her, and every day you will thank fate for having her in your story.
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