Manchester United

Manchester United arguably the biggest club in the world and definitely biggest and greatest club in england. Which was the first English team to win Champions league are the club with most trophies in England.
20 League Titles
12 FA Cups
3 Champions League
1 Super Cup
1 Club World Cup
1 Europa League
5 League Cups
21 Community Shields

With 66 Trophies in the cabinet as compared to Liverpool with 62 Manchester United is definitely the Most successfull club in England and by having over 1 Billon and more loyal and passionate fans around the world Manchester United is arguably the biggest club in the world and the pride of english football which is a wet dream for Liverpool fans.

Example:
Person1: "Hey which is the greatest club of english football?"
Person2: "Manchester United man"
Person1: "And Liverpool?"
Person2: "Pffft Are they even relevant? Even Arsenal are bigger than them"

by top_red_2008 July 25, 2020

Marcel

Verb
To get so drunk at your own wedding that you Have no recollection of the events that transpired at the reception.

Greg says to his mother when discussing the big day. "I need someone to drive my car, not that I am going to Marcel my wedding"

by Doctor steve March 6, 2013

manchester united

A group of mugs who claim to play football. Their stadium, Old Trafford is a giant HQ of the Inbreeding Society of England. But you have to hand it to them. They have the best refs in England (Mike Riley)

"I support Man United!"
"Oh i didn't know you were an inbred"

by hgc March 14, 2005

Manchester United

A really bad team going into steep decline following the David Moyes and Van Gaal

Aaron: Manchester United is sheeat
Bill: Agreed

by gcjdavid January 2, 2015

603 Manchester New Hampshit

biggest pussy city in all of the county, no one who matters in society lives there, everyone says their hard but they all live in the suburbs and live off their parents money, pussy is an understatement for this fucking town

Joe- "Yea im from the 603 Manchester New Hampshit"
Bob- "Oh you must be a pussy, thats all that comes out of there".

by cashmoney millionaires December 13, 2009

Manchester Swivel

First off, materials needed are
-One bottle of Laxitive
-One funnel
-One retarted passed out friend
-Good digestive system

You start out by taking a laxative from walmart, Then you procede to wait 4 to 6 hours. After you have waited for the alloted time you must then fiend your passed out friend and insert the funnel into your firends nose and then begin to piss shit into the funnle while doing a swivel motion.

Dude I just shit in a funnel in ash's nose haha gave that bitch a Manchester Swivel

by SHITTY MATTRESS March 1, 2009

Marcel

Of French origin
Meaning little warrior

Marcel is wild and loves to have a good time but once he meets the right one he'll protect you with his life
Never let go of a Marcel

Person One: I wish I had a man as devoted to me as yours...

Person Two: Yeah, I'm thankful to have Marcel in my life

by hmikaelson August 16, 2017