The act of taking ones dry ball hair and running it across a person’s face (not to be confused with tea bagging).
by MarzRoidRage March 01, 2018
by raindrops01 June 26, 2023
by Sandy4ever98 March 29, 2019
An metaphorical implement by which Democrats clean up messes left by Republicans. Compare and contrast with the actual mop apparently used to clean up "messes" left by Democrats; that is, the ones that weren't left to crust over on some blue dress.
Whiny Republican as interpreted by President Barrack Obama:
"You're not mopping fast enough. That's a socialist mop."
"You're not mopping fast enough. That's a socialist mop."
by JTK4 October 19, 2009
by Toxxiiccs November 28, 2017
n. An apron of flesh composed of the hanging, distended labia of an obese woman. Typically, a twat mop will extend to the floor, hence the name.
May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
R: Check out those two twat mops... they can hardly bowl with those things between their legs. I think they just waxed the bowling lanes.
D: That is revolting.
D: That is revolting.
by Dr. Gunch May 26, 2010