Jonnie

He’s a badass girl that loves the ladies she has a massive booty and loves to eat ears

Damn that Jonnie is fit

by TheJonster October 24, 2018

Jonny Apples

Another Word For Fentanyl Suckers

Hey Homies Can I Come Thru And Pick Up Some Of Those Jonny Apples

by Krazie Jon February 25, 2008

Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.

Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.

by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018

Jonny depp

Shoving 3 fingers into her arse and getting no response

I did the Jonny depp and she didn't even flinch

by Scissorsensation May 6, 2022

National go after jonny day

September 27 is go after Jonny day.

Today you will have to annoy Jonny and tell him he gets 0 Females but everyone has to join in to find him a girl at the end of the day.

(Just a joke)

-Whats Today??
-Todays's National go after Jonny day!

by anonymous September 27, 2022

Jonny McCormic

retarted walrus who has a total mangina. Unfortunately he has a super hot mom and sister. But he himself is just plain awful.

Person 1: God who is that guy
Person 2: Jonny McCormic
Person 1: lets get out of here!

by buh buh buuuuhhhhh May 28, 2009

Jonny

Is just the best geezer you will ever meet. They usually stand a height of 6'4 and is just absolutely gorgeous. He is also very intelligent with an iq of at least 275.

Hot Girl: Jonny you are well hot

Jonny: I know right

by MundaneJM November 11, 2020