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garbage_animal 

Garbage_animal is an Instagram micro-celebrity and fan boy and chum chum enthusiasts that captures their audience with their furry art and other content. The creator has been said to have first appeared to the public eye around 300 BC as she rose from the depths of hell. Though her age has never been stated it could be assumed she is as old as creation itself. Her height is presumed to be a sexy 8 feet. You may now find garbage_animal in any local trash can or around various streets carrying a bag of shit. Though she is quite famous people are still warned not to approach her as she may collapse the earth in an instant.
Don’t approach that thing in the trash! It could be garbage_animal!
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Garbage nigga 

The Garbage nigga comes every week to empty our trash can

Garbage Nigga 

The garbage nigga comes around every week to take the trash can

garbage billy 

Superlative nomenclature for a person who simultaneously demonstrates the characteristics of "white trash" and "hillbilly."

Garbage-billy has a distinct and condescending tone when used in conversation.
Ever watch the TV show on drug Intervention and see a meth-head from Kansas? That garbage billy ought to keep doing the meth and let selective Darwinism take care of the problem!
garbage billy by captain tito March 13, 2008

Garbage Flower

Also: "Trash Flower"

1- A more romantic way to describe an object or person that is COMPOSED of bits and pieces of things or thoughts commonly seen as trash by the fascist, the bigot, and the simple narrow minded folk.

2- A piece of art composed of random bits and pieces that wouldn't commonly be used as such.

3- This is a loaded term. Used by a person who finds beauty in something or someone that is commonly seen as displeasant trash.
1- "Mia Zapata* was a like a beautiful Garbage Flower."
1- "The Deftones* are like a patch blooming Trash Flowers."

2- "This DIY table is quite the Garbage Flower... very nice."
2- "I made Garbage Flowers at school when I was younger." - Adam Grey

3- "These graffiti covered walls are like growing flowers in a vast junkyard.

* - Singular examples from a long list of candidates. Many other names would apply here just as greatly.

Garbage Ass Charles 

when your best friend tells you that he just banged your girlfriend.
Wow kenny is a real garbage ass charles.

garbage can't 

A garbage can that does not have room for any more garbage whatsoever.
individual 1 "Where's the garbage can in this room?"

individual 2 "It's next to the bed in the corner."

individual 1 "Oh, looks more like a garbage can't to me....."
garbage can't by DeeDeege February 22, 2011