Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED)

The unfortunate fictional label associated with people that have naturally occurring, very small, tinier than usual eyebrows. (Does not apply to alternative people that purposefully shave them for reshaping and drawing.)

Me: Look at how much actual brow I have left…

You: I see, and you know what… even with your skinny eyebrows, you look great!

Me: Well hey, don’t worry. It’s on purpose! I don’t have Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED) or something.

by defs4dayz November 21, 2025

eyebrow blindness

when u don't notice that ur eyebrows are messed up and u continue to carry on thinking it looks good. then maybe later u look back at finally realize like ew my eyebrows were ugly.

James Charles suffered from major eyebrow blindness...
-his sharie brows

by youknowmemr.cool August 8, 2024

Put The Eyebrows On It

Originally coined by Frank Zappa. When an artist/producer fully realizes the performance potential of a tune. Also applies to any creative form. When a painter adds elements to add to a piece that takes it good to great. Usually done at the end of the project.

I'm almost done with the production of this song. I just need to put the eyebrows on it.

by Maniac in a Speedo August 9, 2024

Milking Eyebrows

Basicaly, you take a razor blade and cut behind one or both of your eyebrows. Then your partner sucks the blood out.

Boy: Theres no more blood coming out bb gorl~~~
Gorl: Yippee! my eyebrows have been milked uwu~

Boy: I think taking a razorblade and cutting behind one or both of your eyebrows. I love Milking Eyebrows.

by *butters_ur_biscut* May 2, 2025

that man has funny eyebrows

the sentence my mum said when i asked her to say a sentence

me : "give me a sentence"
mum: "that man has funny eyebrows"

by outtheox August 25, 2023

eats eyebrows

an eats eybrowse akhdak is samoner who licks lariola toe cheese and is pagnita. my fried urdadispergint has very amazdig defenitio for pagit, yo blow up like baboon. is a furri and has a kawaii fursuit. is a proffesional griddy-er AND is a mod on an amazibg discoed servera.

*eats eyebrows*

by uwuslayqueenyas August 30, 2023

Eyebrow toucher

Fucking weirdo

Look at that fucker over there, that fucker is an eyebrow toucher for sure

by Danny Dan Daniels September 24, 2023