def left

When a conversation, that on the surface seems to be about an interesting topic, turns in an opposite direction leaving one confused and/or surprised.

" Oh that's interesting that you have 5 kids."
"Yeah, they all have different fathers that reside in 5 different prisons in 5 different states."
"Wow, that went def left."

by Daquan movin bricks March 20, 2016

Def Noodles

A failed YouTube comedian turned right-wing grifter

If you looked up the word clown in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Def Noodles next to it

by GuyWhoMakesUnfunnyJokes June 20, 2025

Totes Def Awk

The abbreviation for Totally Definitely Awkward.

Bro 1: Do you see that girl over there?

Bro 2: Yeah, you can tell she's totes def awk.

by IAmBatmanYo June 17, 2012

Def Leppard

The best band of all time.

“Have you heard of the band Def Leppard?”

by rockandmetallover November 26, 2021

Def/ault

Neo-pronouns typically used by straight men to let others know that they have a small penis.

person 1: i’m def/ault 😂😂
person 2: what’s that

mean
person 3: it means his dick is small

by psyk February 27, 2021

SPF to def

When one appropriately reapplies SPF every 2 hours until the sun is down!

Y’all Mary looks so beautiful and natural! She SPF to Def!!

by The Naples Aesthetician April 4, 2021

Def lepparded

The act of fucking a fat bitch, or a skinny emo slut in the ass while dressed as a 80's hair metal guitarist listening to Def leppard, and doing a line of cocaine while when reaching the climax pulling out to bust a load on her tits, or ass yelling "POUR SOME SUGER ON ME!!!".

Tom: What did you and Kerry do it last night after the mötley cüre reunion show?

John: dude I Def lepparded her asshole.

by Robby Thrasher June 3, 2018