ass creamer

one who lets a load go on the ass of their partner

your an ass creamer big man

by Thaddeus buttshaft July 8, 2011

Crispy Creamer

When two lesbians initiate in a scissoring match in a closed room while sweating profusely. The following combination of sweat, saliva, and vaginal fluids are then collected in a bucket until it reaches a near-solid state to be ingested by both parties.

"Yo, I heard Madison got with Sharon for a Crispy Creamer."

by mtark3 April 3, 2016

carmel craker

Carmel craker

A Caucasian who basically thinks they are and/or acts Mexican.

Carmel craker

Jose: hey essay you seen BIll.
Juan: Oh, the carmel cracker.
Jose: yeah him.
Juan:haven't seen him.

by Farmer_jack January 13, 2017

creamer

slang for crystal meth

Pete: dude i am so bored...
Spence: man, i got some draino in the backyard we can mix with some medicine that would make some good huffin' creamer!
Pete: man Spence, if it wasnt for you; i'd still be in school.

by Splancer October 23, 2005

non dairy creamer

A woman with giant breast implants.

"Damn, did you see the non dairy creamer over there!"

by jimmyinu November 13, 2005

Craver

Lazy, hates to run, hates talking on the phone, doesnt believe in team meetings.

Stop being such a Craver!

by Baby potatoes July 18, 2017

Crater Tits

When a woman's tits are so small that they resemble the concaved shape of a crater

Damn did you see that bitch? Her crater tits could collect enough water to solve drought issues in Africa!

by LunchB0x6669 July 29, 2009