squat cobbler

Is the slang term for a fetish in which a person who gains sexual pleasure from from sitting on and wiggling in fresh pie. There are variants with the main fetish as the pivotal feature. It is not considered a form of sploshing.

" Jimmy knew Mark had a particular fetish- like bug squashing aka crush fetish. He had no idea that Mark was a squat cobbler."

by Manny Petty September 2, 2016

Cobblers law

The lack of ability for a person in a profession to practice that profession in their daily life.

"The cobblers children have no shoes"
It's well known that you don't buy cars from a mechanic because of cobblers law.

by China--man November 12, 2025

Brown town cobbler

a lewd performance involving butt stuff and cobbling

hey baby, wanna do the Brown town cobbler again tonight after the kids go to bed?

by Anne300d March 27, 2021