squat cobbler

A fetish in which Someone sits in a pie and wiggles around
As seen in Better Call Saul S2E2 Jimmy aka Saul uses this term to help his client to get the police out of his shoulder

He likes to sit in pie while naked he must be squat cobbler

by Slippin jimmy August 28, 2016

squat cobbler

Fetish in which someon sits in a pie and wiggles around. There's usually a costume involved.

She didn't eat the pies, her boyfriend likes squat cobblers

by soxfan773 September 3, 2016

Cobblers law

The lack of ability for a person in a profession to practice that profession in their daily life.

"The cobblers children have no shoes"
It's well known that you don't buy cars from a mechanic because of cobblers law.

by China--man November 12, 2025