an awkward guy who always wears sunglasses, and flails all over the place. looks ridiculous when playing frisbee in his high socks. he somersaults and leaps for the frisbee and lands of fillipino children named guppy after hopping a fence in his hot turqoise shirt with all his grace. however, he is the funniest person ever and everyone needs to play frisbee with him. ur life will b all the better. YAY CHRIS!! ROCK THOSE SUNGLASSES!!!!
chris jumped to get the frisbee, but accidentally injured a young foreign child.
whoa, what a chris!!!
whoa, what a chris!!!
by fitzyforever July 8, 2010
Get the chrismug. Huge dumb ass who is full of himself, has lots of anger issues, enjoys pissing people off and pushes buttons for the sake of his own fun
by bleh551 December 21, 2014
Get the Chrismug. The sexiest bitch around and he is all mine. SWAG is so sick, always imitated - never duplicated. Comes off as a bad ass, (it's the hair) but is really a twinkie on the inside. LOVES to play poker and win. Never bluffs both in life and his cards, but is always careful not to play every hand. Has mesmerizing eyes, and beautiful lips, and the softest hands. Has the kindest heart and is the most genuine of all people he associates with. He can be a little hot tamale, and isnt one to be effed with, but after you get past that, he is a kind, loving teddy bear. Chris is unforgettable, and very genuine. He at times can clog toilets but will clean up his mess, he loves subway, and will kick your bitch ass any day up and down the court in basket ball. I love Chris, and he is the only one I ever want to be with forever. X1X
"Isn't dude rocking the same outfit you wore out to the club last week?"
........"Maaaannnnn, he just Chrissed you."
........"Maaaannnnn, he just Chrissed you."
by IIIIXIXIIII October 22, 2011
Get the Chrismug. Girls love Chris's, though most of them arent what you expect. Most are big huge liars, unattractive in many ways, and are big players. Some Chris's can be the hottest thing around, be very funny, and make you laugh your head off.
Person 1: Did you see that guy? He is a biggg liarr!
Person 2: Yeah he looked like a Chris, you can tell by the way he plays those girls
Person 2: Yeah he looked like a Chris, you can tell by the way he plays those girls
by lalala33333 August 12, 2011
Get the Chrismug. chris is a backstabbing bitch who just wants drama and attention he is a person who should feel guilt for everything he has done to his past friends
chris can go rot in hell.
by prealgebra July 21, 2019
Get the chrismug. A SUPER AWESOME PERSON. Usually, they do not realize just how awesome they are. They can make anyone laugh or smile just by being around them. They're the chillest guys you'll ever meet and one of the only guys who will surprise you with things like... letters :D you'll never be the same once you meet a chris!
by Italians Rule June 21, 2012
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a pussy ass bitch that likes to get fucked up the asshole. He is a snitch and watches gay porn with his dad. He fucks his lil dog with his dad watching.
by Christinsita May 27, 2008
Get the Chrismug.