bong mechanics

the science that goes into making a home made bong from house hold items.

dude 1: shit i broke my trusty bong
dude 2: aww no good, looks like we are gonna need to use some damn smart bong mechanics to this old mountain due bottle into a new bong

by bongsrheros July 27, 2010

Dan bong

The dirtiest fucking bong you’ve ever seen. This bong will never leave the house. The kid that uses it is most likely the lasiesr stoner you have ever met. Made in China

“Did you hit that Dan Bong? It was disgusting!”

by PensHockey71 October 25, 2018

Bong Squid

A bong feen who is mates with dealers and scabs cones every day and follows everyone

its bong squidd

by della1222 November 15, 2012

Bong Job

This occurs when a rookie bong user proceeds to wrap their lips over the top of a bong as if they were about to perform fellatio. Witnesses usually express laughter, and disgust.

Steve to Stacey - "Hey Stacey, stop blowin the bong, it's NOT your boyfriends penis!"

Fred to Steve - "Is Stacey givin Bong Jobs again? I thought I told her not to."

by Wheeler69 March 9, 2013

Bong Sliding

The act of smoking weed out of a bong slide because there are no other available devices to be smoked out of.

This practice is only followed by those too cheap to buy rolling papers or buy a $5 pipe from the corner smoke shop

James: "Dude do we have a pipe or papers?"
Milty: "Nope"
James: "Well then looks like we're bong sliding tonight"

by Cheddars56 September 15, 2012

gatorade bong

A bong made from a Gatorade bottle, 4 inches of garden hose you jacked from ya neighbors, and a cp made usually made from a can. This is widely used in Australia with every neighborhood wondering why they have half their fuckin hose gone off the tap.

My hose is getting shorter every fuckin day! Those abosdown the road must be making a Gatorade bong again!

by packinafatty April 19, 2018

Chanandler Bong

Chanandler Bong is the name that Chandler Bing from the popular ten-season TV show, Friends, has his TV guide delivered under. It is now widely used in the Friends fandom/community as a joke, one that only fans of the show will usually understand. It has a huge comedic value as simply how it is said can get a chuckle out of most people.

Hey, Mum!
Yes?
Chanandler Bong.
*hilarity ensues*

by Smiley Trashbag December 2, 2019