boston yo-yo

The act where one perpetrator begins to defecate on another person and prior to full expulsion on said other person’s chest, the fecal bolus is retracted back into the anus in a “yo-yo” motion, which could, in theory, be continued in perpetuity in a continous, rhythmic, and tantric motion. Prairie dogging meets Cleveland steamer

Dude, I heard Sam totally Boston Yo-yo’s On Joe’s chest, and now they are bffs.

by Vagina Safari October 20, 2018

Boston Chin Scratch

A few days after shaving your nuts, when the stubble has started growing back in, you drag them across the face of a consenting partner

Yeah I gave her a Boston Chin Scratch and she won't stop calling me!

by Loopview April 17, 2021

Boston Face

A specific facial aesthetic, predominantly in females, unique to Boston Massachusetts. Characterized by a combination of facial features including thin lips, thin eyebrows, narrow eyes, and artificially colored hair. Typically a result of genetic and environmental factors unique to the Greater Boston Metro Area. Once you see it, you cannot unsee it.

"Bro should I swipe right? She's wicked cute but has a major case of Boston Face"
"Idk bro, she looks like a Toyota Corolla barreling down the Mass Pike"

by Boston Paulie June 18, 2021

Boston Crab Cake

A sexual act where you are fucking a pregnant girl and you reach inside, pull out the baby, and take a bite.

Last night I had the craziest Boston Crab Cake with your mom. Your brother-to-be tasted a little off. Put him back up for some more baking.

by NONONONONONONOOOOO December 15, 2021

Boston Burrito

when one cums in a large tube sock (preferably white) then proceeds to shit in the sock then smash it up until it is mixed well. next the sock is slapped across the womans face leaving a brown mark on her cheek.

Bitch got pissy last night, so i cheered her up with a good ol' Boston Burrito!

by Zuno January 17, 2008

boston basketball

The sexual act of putting your penis into the ass of your partner and making their asshole gape. Then proceeding to put your testicles in their gaping ass and shake them around, like a basketball bouncing around the rim. They do it in Boston all the time.

I did boston basketball to my bitch!!!

by buffblo December 21, 2008

Boston Pancake

When you shit on a girl's (or guy's I guess) chest. This the supposed pancake. And everyone likes their pancakes with syrup, so you jizz on the shit. The jizz is key, without it, you are performing a Cleveland Steamer. I'm not sure where the change from Cleveland to Boston takes place, but it's somewhere between the cum leaving the penis and landing on the shit.

My bitch forgot to clean up the Boston Pancake I made last night, but at least I didn't have to make my own breakfast.

by Ed Leathers November 13, 2007