arkansas wetsuit

jeans and t-shirt swimwear combo worn by midwesterners, hill billies, white trash and other low-rent tourists at the beach.
Look at those stupid low rent tourists in their arkansas wetsuits. Wonder if they are staying warm
by Squats Mohammed March 22, 2011
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Arkansas Wet Willie

The Arkansas Wet Willie is where you go down to Booneville, Arkansas and go "mudding". While you are mudding you stop mid-way and start to have sexual intercouse. When finished, you go back to "mudding".
Me and Jessica just got done doing the ol' Arkansas Wet Willie
by Stinky_Pinkyyyyyy00 September 10, 2024
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Arkansas Suitcase

A paper sack, or anything that is not really a suitcase that a person from Arkansas uses as a suitcase.
There she goes filling up her Arkansas Suitcase.
by Jr H Roger April 14, 2023
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Arkansas Wedding

See shotgun wedding, married under circumstances, but with a relative.
I don’t see why they’re rushing for an Arkansas Wedding, the baby gonna have the same name either way.
by dananapatman September 06, 2023
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Arkansas Pork Fist

To perform this maneuver, bring home a burly female in order best imitate the anatomy of a pig. During sex, place her in the doggy style position and lube up your dominant fist and forearm with lukewarm bacon grease. Place your clenched fist roughly 3 inches from her beaver, and, without warning, thrust your fist far inside her whilst yelling “WOO PIG SOOIE!” in true Arkansas fashion. Sit back and enjoy as she squeals like a pig!
I’d love to take that hog home and show her what a proper Arkansas Pork Fist is all about!
by DegenerateTool1234 November 16, 2023
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Arkansas Saw Duster

When you chop a woman’s head off and then you anal rape her.
This girl kept insulting me. So I gave her the Arkansas Saw Duster.
by Jddnskkdhfsjksfnboakfaggotdjjd January 24, 2024
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Arkansas cousin

noun-a cousin you are secretly sleeping with.
1-"You know you my Arkansas cousin" says Tyrone to his female cousin while he tiptoes out the backdoor to avoid being seen.
2-"You my Arkansas cousin, we finna smash anyway".
by redbonegal April 10, 2014
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