Michael's Bedside Tables

Out of all bedside tables it is known that Michael's are the best. There is no contention on this subject. It is fact, written in the sands of time and reflected upon by the Elders of Bedsidetableland.

"Hey, I got some new bedside tables. Do you like them?"
"No. They are nothing compared to Michael's bedside tables."

by moochers April 16, 2019

Michael Wayne kurck

a guy that cheats , has side chicks , doesn’t know what love really is , and yet says he loves ppl. He’s kinda dumb /stupid sometimes. Messes up good relationships. His last girlfriend is a fucked up bipolar chick, who thinks she’s super ugly. Good life. Guess so

Michael Wayne kurck- needs to learn how to treat his one and only better

other ppl- definitely

by Vanwinkle April 18, 2019

michael bradley

A lanky lad that fears josh arfa

Josh arfa is beating a kid up, it must be Michael Bradley

by Sewhs April 19, 2019

Michael Bolton

The second coming of Christ

"hey what are doing"

"following the path of THE BOLT the truth path of enlightenment either you meditate under a tree of years or just put on Soul Provider by Michael

Bolton "

Michael Bolton

by Bolton5000 April 22, 2019

Professor Michael Prince

The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.

Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"

by Professor Next April 25, 2019

Michael

Michael's with Mckone as the last name are usually comic book writers; unless is a bloke from Seascale then he got a big dick

Person: is that the Michael that's a Mckone that does comic art.

God: no it's he got a big dick

by imakone April 30, 2019

michael tuman

Michael Tuman is one of the best people in the world!! He is the nicest, funniest, sweetest, most caring and understanding person you will ever meet!!! And also he is super cute. He is also very good at baseball and bowling. And not to mention the best boyfriend I could ever ask for!!

Michael Tuman is the cutest person ever!

by Unknownuser4321 May 4, 2019