(Noun) A bipolar NCO who believes it's their primary purpose and responsibility to micro manage and diminish the morale of their soldiers.
One who puts their own agenda above the welfare of their soldiers.
One who puts their own agenda above the welfare of their soldiers.
"Damn, the Morale Monster is back to make us clean up someone else's mess for the sixth time this week."
by Anon999993 October 24, 2008

1.) n. - Bangerz of unprecedented size, not yet accepted by the masses due to a generalized fear of the unknown.
2.) n. -The result of conflicting emotions such as, disgust and intrigue.
2.) n. -The result of conflicting emotions such as, disgust and intrigue.
"Wow bob, those guys had some monster bangerz, i'm still shakin..."
"...be advised, radio static the monster bangerz have been released, widespread panic and hysteria flood the streets..radio static proceed with caution."
"...be advised, radio static the monster bangerz have been released, widespread panic and hysteria flood the streets..radio static proceed with caution."
by ricters August 3, 2018

-Attractive Male/Female Protagonist in a horror movie that frequently attracts the monster or monsters. Usually does not die immediately.
-Candy that eats people.
-Candy that eats people.
-That screaming chick has been running around on screen attracting every monster for the last 30 minutes. What a piece of monster candy!
-In Soviet Russia, Candy eats YOU!
-In Soviet Russia, Candy eats YOU!
by NotTheCandy December 17, 2012

Jakob: When you have a son who came out of you being 10lbs 3oz and finds out there is cookies in the house, who then becomes faster then the speed of light and eats them all before you have a chance to grab one!!! Cookie monster lol
by Kickass mother December 29, 2024

by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?
by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019
