Tom

A very sexy main character from eddsworld who gets drunk the whole show and is better than anyone in the world

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Tord: Oh hello there Tom
Tom: Get the *hiccup* outta here you fuck *hiccup* ing bastard

by Quaquin Chaves April 24, 2020

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tom hanks spanky dank

when ur masturbating and thinking of forrest gump running into ur anus

dude i had an amazing orgasm when i was tom hanks spanky dank'in you should try and and if you dont

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by voodles1 September 16, 2018

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Tom-a-toe

A more poggers way to pronounce tomato

Gerald:Can you pass me the tom-a-toe sauce
That's a fucking poggers way to tomato
Y/N: Thanks, I STILL WANT MY FUCKING TOM-A-TOE SAUCE!
*Then they have sex because this is wattpad apparently*

by Arrowbxtch March 22, 2021

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Tom never puts himself first and he always wants to involve you in anything he does. He wants you to be a part of his life. That kind of man is a keeper. He will support your career and help you pass all the obstacles you encounter. Your success is like his own. He will never break any promises that are made between you and him but also, he will never make a promise he can’t keep. If he’s dating you, he’s dating you. You are the center of his universe and he doesn’t need to feel gratified by flirting with other women. He makes sure that you are okay. If you haven’t seen each other for a few hours, he’ll call you just to check up on you. He wants to hear your voice and wants to make sure that you’re fine. He is a loyal, trustworthy and loving guy, that would do anything for the person he loves.

“Tom” - Amazing person

by Hewlettinthenew678 November 23, 2021

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