Tom

A man with few to no friends. A wealthy individual although is extremely cheap at times. Sometimes known to be a “Karen.” Constantly overwhelmed although he doesn’t work much. Always the beta in romantic relationships which never seem to last long. Also tends to lose their hair in their mid to late twenties.

Don’t be a Tom.

by DontBeA TOM November 22, 2021

Tom's Angels

The only site on the interwebz that both rulez and has no pr0n on it at the same time :O. It is run by (the) devil and features a (sometimes) daily blog (tom4prezhilton), and fucken rulez.

Me: Have you ever been on Tom's Angels . com?

You: No

Me: Well, you should

You: Alright then

Me: See you there

by dotto train September 26, 2009

Tom

Tom never puts himself first and he always wants to involve you in anything he does. He wants you to be a part of his life. That kind of man is a keeper. He will support your career and help you pass all the obstacles you encounter. Your success is like his own. He will never break any promises that are made between you and him but also, he will never make a promise he can’t keep. If he’s dating you, he’s dating you. You are the center of his universe and he doesn’t need to feel gratified by flirting with other women. He makes sure that you are okay. If you haven’t seen each other for a few hours, he’ll call you just to check up on you. He wants to hear your voice and wants to make sure that you’re fine. He is a loyal, trustworthy and loving guy, that would do anything for the person he loves.

“Tom” - Amazing person

by Hewlettinthenew678 November 23, 2021

Tom Bridges

Son of Vicki. Prefers men. Boils meat in bags.

“Dude, you really went to town on that guy last night.” “Yea I put his meat in a bag and boiled him until well done. I’m a total Tom Bridges”

by Wayne Dazey May 29, 2022

Tom Bierton

A guy who is bald asf and likes to fuck little kids.

Look at Tom bierton fucking that little kid on top of a firetruck!

by Ligmanutsdaddyshmoerda69 November 21, 2021

Pulling a Tom Brady

Cheating and Lying about not cheating and getting away with it.

Brody is great at pulling a Tom Brady

by She did djdndjdbdejdb den October 9, 2020

sophia and tom

Sophia and Tom are the cutest couple ever. Whenever you're around them, you fill with joy because you aspire to be like them. Smiles bouncing of each other when making eye contact. The way Tom looks a her makes other girls jealous and the way Sophia believes in him, makes anything feel possible. If you know a Sophia and Tom that aren't dating, please PLEASE get them together. Thank you.

*Sophia and Tom just existing*
Girl: why cant you be like that?
Boy: Damn you Tom

by ur_sus January 21, 2021