March 12th

This is National smack/grab ass day again.

March 12th, National smack/grab ass day: Finally the day to slap your homies butt without them getting mad. It’s not gay on this day you’re just smacking the gyat. Just go ahead and do it especially if they’re sagging.

by D1hater March 8, 2024

slut march

Synonym for walk of shame

I saw Kayla doing a slut march Saturday morning.

by vailskibum June 20, 2016

March 10

69 day. Do it as much as you want to on the 69th day of the year

Guy:Hey let’s go home and do it
Girl:Why
Guy:Because it’s March 10. The 69th day of the year.

by Colonel420 December 12, 2022

March 24

March 24th is the national clingy day!
March 24 is the only day you have a reason to be as clingy as you want to your Girlfriend/Boyfriend

Boyfriend: why are you being so fukin clingy?

Girlfriend: It's March 24, aka, national clingy day, deal with it

by Im._.not your father March 23, 2023

march 11

march 11 is just a normal day. the other definitions are just stupid and made by 11 year old girls. its annoying and your stupid if you belive whatever made up tradition you see on here

Jessica : Its national boys have to say yes day! Mark can i hug you?
Mark : No tf?
Jessica : But its March 11..
Mark : I don't give a fuck, you gave me a question and i answered bitch

by 😾😾😾😾 March 10, 2024

march 19th

if youre born on march 19th, youre the coolest person in the entire world, and also very very beauitful.

“hey whats ur birthday?”
“march 19th. 😈”
“OMG IM SOS ORRY FOR EVER DISRESPECTING YOU! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.” *bows down*

by memkwowowoow March 7, 2024

22nd march

National send your boyfriend titty and booty pics

Person 1”hey gf it’s the 22nd march you know what that means”

Person 2”*sends titty and booty pics”

by Jordan pompey March 21, 2023