Laying a snake

To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.

Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.

by Layingsnakeismygame April 8, 2022

Snake

a backstabbing slutt .

she is a snake

by Mariiixanna June 20, 2017

Snake

Kevin durant

Kevin durant is a snake

by Codyboi30 August 22, 2017

Snake.

A girl who thinks she is better than everyone else, and acts like she is the best. She is fake, and likes to backstab people. She's very two faced, and not a good friend.

You were friends with Emily.?! She's a snake.!

by Gretchen.❤👋 December 21, 2016

snake snare

When 3 dudes in intercourse get their penises stuck and or tangled

Mays Dallas and Rj got had an unfortunate snake snare

by Whoscandice333 May 16, 2022

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022

Snap snake

A way to ask a guy if he wants to send you a picture of his penis.

Ryan: Hey chris, wanna snap snake me?
Chris: woah dude that’s hella gay.
Ryan: it’s fine I have socks on so no homo.
Chris:oh sweet dude, let me get it up!

by Cocksuckingking May 20, 2020