A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.
by Unchangeable Bird April 21, 2018

There's usually three types of them. The first type is not that bright, and tend to hiss a lot (please don't hunt me down for saying this but it's true). The second type a little bit funny, but usually just guy jokes, girls will probably just stare at him weirdly for cracking that type of joke. Not that smart, but not to stupid. The third type, is a complete moron. They always try to act cool, but they never are. If you know a Jake, their not good luck. And please run away, just for the sake of your sanity and all.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018

by Austic_muhummed July 20, 2019

The typical high school jock who goes around the school getting girls and cheating on them. An extremely hot athletic guy who mostly hangs out with his other Jake friends.
Girl 1: That Jake guy is so hooottt!!
Girl 2: I used to date him, but he cheated on me.
Girl 1: But I'm unable to resist him though!
Girl 2: He may be charming but he will break your heart for another hotter girl.
Girl 2: I used to date him, but he cheated on me.
Girl 1: But I'm unable to resist him though!
Girl 2: He may be charming but he will break your heart for another hotter girl.
by the omnilord2495 May 21, 2022

Someone who thinks that they're a bad boy, usually with the bio, "Jake/badboy/has a dark secret". Most Emily's fall for them.
by realfairycaughtoncamera June 27, 2021

by George turner May 22, 2023
