blow your nose

Junior misunderstood when his dad saw a booger in his nostril and told him, "blow your nose." He's been enjoying a steady diet of coke ever since.

Don't ever tell a cocaine addict, "blow your nose," because they will take it literally.

by Polly Mathers October 1, 2020

Blow up

To overreact in an angry way

"Why did you blow up when I tried to break up with you"
"Because you were being unfair"

by Truth457 May 17, 2017

blow away

" a blow away " is a inexpensive metal carport

The lawn mower is under the blow away.

by Kris burkholder June 7, 2017

blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma April 16, 2014

beta access blow job

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.

dude lts went down to goleta beach and gave a beta access blow job!! what a fag!!!

by metchsucks August 29, 2022

Pre-blowing

The act of visualizing what you are about to blow.

Person 1: Dude, Carl looks constipated.

Person 2: Nah, bro. He is pre-blowing the 100 balloons we need for the party tonight.

by zach"Icantbehere" May 28, 2011

Blow and Go

Quick hair dry process before any event

Your hairstyle is awesome ! Is it blow and go ?

by gnr111 May 24, 2017